Showing posts with label Cougar. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cougar. Show all posts

Thursday, April 30, 2009

The Cougar: 1 Woman, 20 Younger Men


Last night I tried to be a good rageous reporter for you guys and finally watch The Cougar hosted by Vivica Fox.  

BRUTAL.  TORTURE.  

I'm not sure which was harder to watch:
  • Vivica's tightly altered face 
  • Vivica prancing around in clothes that screamed: hey I'm over 40 and trying really, really hard to have someone look at me and think I'm hot
  • Vivica's hair with the big bangs.  I was thinking...why'd she go and do that?  
  • the young men trying hard not to call the woman "old" and then replacing it for Cougar
  • the guys who still have adolescent bodies try to make it with a 40-something woman
  • those same "men" acting like teens in an effort to win her affection...rapping, juggling, performing a tired lap dance
  • boring, monotone Stacey in general   
Oh man, this show is the worst!  After 20 minutes of it I could no longer do it.  I will not.  REPEAT.  Will not, watch The Cougar again.  Ok, maybe next season to see if the show has gotten any better; I do need something to write about after all.   

INMHO this is a show not worth watching.  I'd rather do laundry, clean my house, organize shelves...heck clean my toilets!  I'll even come clean yours, but please don't make me watch this show again!  

Has anyone else watched The Cougar?  Am I off base?  

Friday, March 20, 2009

Cougar Camp?

I know I haven't been on my posting game this week.  I was on a mid-week date.  I'll try to catch up on the posts this weekend though.  

Since we were talking about MILFs and Cougars this week I thought I would find a camp to send you on.  Yes, really.  I found a virtual Cougar Camp for you to attend.  LOL  I'm not sure who this lady is, but, huh...I had a few laughs, then my stomach got a little queasy and I simply couldn't take it anymore.  Since I suffered through it, I figured you should too.  See, how much I adore you!

Let me know if you learned anything at camp, I didn't.   

Happy Friday!