I went to the doctor's office today and while waiting I saw a magazine with a pretty black woman on the cover. Ooohhh, Natalie Cole. I wanted to read the article but the magazine was AARP The Magazine. I immediately thought, do you really want to read this? You don't want someone to think you are interested in other items in the magazine, like the adult diapers, or heaven forbid they think you qualify as old enough to read AARP (sorry Mom).
So, what did I do?
I looked around to make sure no one was watching me (or the magazine), picked it up, folded the cover back (so you couldn't see AARP) and got my read on.