Wednesday, May 20, 2009

My Nephew Wants an Older Woman

I just got off of the phone with my nephew who is a very handsome and a young 20.  Every single time he calls me one of the first things he says is "Auntie do you have a woman for me?" I laugh hysterically and continue to tell him he can't even buy alcohol legally so NOOOO.  He says he doesn't need to, he can do other things.  I laugh even harder and tell him he isn't messing with an 18 year old he would get his feelings hurt.  ;-)  

"Oh, c'mon Auntie, I'm tired of these young girls and their games and dumb conversations.  Plus, I know all of your friends are fine and not silly. I want a WOMAN!  So c'mon Auntie...hook me up!"  

Tami is now ROTFL.

I finally told him sure, I would try to find him a woman.  So...here is my attempt...tee hee.  Does anyone want a 20 year old Army boy oops MAN (as he calls it)?  LOL  I'm just being a good Auntie.  

6 comments:

  1. Girl you have been HOLDING OUT LOL.....You had a BMW right under your nose...LOL.

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  2. OMG, you're trying to set up your NEPHEW!! Did you ever think you would see the day?

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  3. LOL...Barbara! You are hilarious...I'll see what I can do.

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  4. LOL! Too funny..my 21 year old son and I hang out alot shopping and what not..I am always wondering if people think I'm a cougar...

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  5. If I were single, the answer would be, "Naw---he can't order a drink yet...but now in a year or two...once he's bona-fide legal, YEP."

    ETA: Eff the cougar label---I'm just sayin'! (hehehe)

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